OH MY GAWD! I want a large enough apartment that the smoke detector doesn’t go off every time I DON’T BURN THE BACON!!! 😤 P.S. Expletives deleted because – though I am PISSED!! – I realize this is a 1st world problem) 😔 P.P.S. It doesn’t help that the detector’s screeching terrifies my pup. 😣 P.P.P.S. My … More Can’t stay angry when there’s bacon!
In response to the Daily Post Prompt: Apology Dear Universe, I am deeply regretful for offending you. Clearly, my sins have been egregious, though I have no idea what I did. Please accept my sincerest apologies and assurance that I will live a better life. Thank you for considering lifting your curse, this household is … More Dear Universe
Dear Carpet, I’m not sure what kinds of horrible things you did in a past life, but they must’ve been truly unforgivable. Otherwise, how do you explain all this? Bored Finn chewing, tearing and ripping you apart for the last 2 years. Finn’s piss-everywhere-because-I-didn’t-realize-he-had-an-UTI last Christmas. Finn’s projectile diarrhea as a result of a catching … More An Ode to Clean Carpet
I can’t say I’m sorry for letting the blog lapse into silence for a month, I’ve been quite busy with life (and reading, of course)! What I will say is that the hiatus was completely unplanned. Let me ‘splain… No, there is too much. Let me sum up. Right after the New Year, I quit my … More Did you miss me? I’m baaaaack!
In response to The Daily Post’s Daily Prompt, “Fragile.”
I am now over halfway done with Macbeth and was pleased to recognize these lines: As an ardent Harry Potter fan, I was tickled to hear many of these lines in the movie version of The Prisoner of Azkaban: I cannot wait to get to this section with my class next semester so I can show them this Harry … More Something wicked this way comes
1. When you wake up all snuggly cuddly and your groggy eyes meet his groggy eyes, never whisper “outside?” and then try to roll over. You will get a paw on your throat supported by the full weight of his little body. Your breathing will be impaired. “Outside” is not a joking matter. 2. Never assume … More Two words from an I-thought-I-was-wise-but-perhaps-I’m-really-an-idiot dog owner:
Almost hit a deer tonight, but she heard me blaring “Shoop” and swerved away out of respect. Now, I’m not saying that karaoke IS deer repellant. BUT. I can say that every time I’m driving down a country road at night with the windows down, wind whipping my hair into my face, while the music … More Car Karaoke is Deer Repellant?
Sisters with Mirrors: fun to be had. Never a dull moment, too good to be bad. The forever kind of memories – laughter and such… Sisters with Mirrors: love her much. My sister and I have never been closer. Now that we’re in our 30s, all the insecurities and rivalries of childhood and adolescence are … More Mirrors
When I saw this article, Tech Insider’s The most beautiful library in each US state it immediately made me want to plan a ROAD TRIP! And then when I got to my neck of the woods, I was disappointed. The Kansas City Public Library’s Central Branch is what every library should look like: rows and … More The Most Beautiful Libraries in the United States