Can’t stay angry when there’s bacon!

OH MY GAWD! I want a large enough apartment that the smoke detector doesn’t go off every time I DON’T BURN THE BACON!!! 😤

P.S. Expletives deleted because – though I am PISSED!! – I realize this is a 1st world problem) 😔

P.P.S. It doesn’t help that the detector’s screeching terrifies my pup. 😣

P.P.P.S. My apartment smells amazing right now. 🥓

P.P.P.P.S. I just ate some bacon and I feel wonderful!! 😎

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