In response to the Daily Post Prompt: Apology
I am deeply regretful for offending you. Clearly, my sins have been egregious, though I have no idea what I did. Please accept my sincerest apologies and assurance that I will live a better life. Thank you for considering lifting your curse, this household is so over projectile bodily fluids.
Yours in hope,
The lady who’s thankful her carpet was already brown