Dear Universe

In response to the Daily Post Prompt: Apology


Dear Universe,

I am deeply regretful for offending you. Clearly, my sins have been egregious, though I have no idea what I did. Please accept my sincerest apologies and assurance that I will live a better life. Thank you for considering lifting your curse, this household is so over projectile bodily fluids.

Yours in hope,
The lady who’s thankful her carpet was already brown 

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