I’m not sure what kinds of horrible things you did in a past life, but they must’ve been truly unforgivable. Otherwise, how do you explain all this?
- Bored Finn chewing, tearing and ripping you apart for the last 2 years.
- Finn’s piss-everywhere-because-I-didn’t-realize-he-had-an-UTI last Christmas.
- Finn’s projectile diarrhea as a result of a catching a stomach parasite last month.
- My projectile vomiting due to flu/coughing and because I had to clean up massive amounts of diarrhea, also last month.
- And now, Finn has been vomiting off and on since last night…
I genuinely hope that you can atone for your alleged sins soon, otherwise, I fear what the future holds… for all three of us!
Sarah, who’s tired of cleaning the carpet.