Two words from an I-thought-I-was-wise-but-perhaps-I’m-really-an-idiot dog owner:

1. When you wake up all snuggly cuddly and your groggy eyes meet his groggy eyes, never whisper “outside?” and then try to
roll over. You will get a paw on your throat supported by the full weight of his little body. Your breathing will be impaired. “Outside” is not a joking matter.

2. Never assume that play time is over. Even when he refuses to fetch any longer and is (seemingly) passed out in another corner of the home, do NOT lay down on the floor and take a call. He will race over and grab the corner of your shirt and then try to pull it over your face. Your breathing will be impaired. Playtime is never over.

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