Me: …I have pleurisy.
Friend: What is pleurisy?
Me: It’s the swelling of the sacs around the lungs, it’s pretty painful.
Friend: You must’ve gotten it reading all those Brontë novels!
Me: Ha! …Oh crap, I was about to read some Poe!!
Friend: Better start getting people to pray you don’t get TB!
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