Mechanic: Are you having any other issues with your car?
Me: Yes, I can’t get the dome light to go on when the doors are open.
Mechanic (looking inside): Have you tried switching it to door? (pointing, with only the smallest hint of a smile)
Me (just noticing): Oh you mean that giant button that clearly is marked “DOOR” near the rear-view mirror?
Me (to myself, but out loud): My college degree is sure coming in handy…
Mechanic (smiles a lot wider)
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